Step 1: display your surprise with a rethorical question
Step 2: Short, cold answers.
Step 3: To play cool, repeat Step 2 with a sly face expression
Step 4: Pretend you’re laughing while you mentally plan their death
“Being called pudgy or fat made me feel like the world was against me, made me feel like I didn’t have many or sometimes any friends. It did get to the point where I had to actually switch schools. I didn’t really think of myself as anything special. It’s not fun to be bullied. 2007 is my most memorable year because is the year that I was able to overcome bullying in high school. So I was able to look at it as like ‘this is motivation’, to move forward and just work harder.”